I can't believe he actually said that…
The coworker who’s wife has a bun in the oven called and left a message at
3:30am that the bun is on his way out, so he won’t be in. It started out
coherently, but got a bit more distracted, and ended with “I’m really nervous,
my wife is having a baby.”
Good luck guys! I know what the middle of the night trip to the hospital is like.